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Football Fatale
VARSITY BLOOD 2014/15/84m“School’s out forever.”Director/Writer: Jake Helgren / Cast: Lexi Giovagnoli, Wesley Scott, Debbie Rochon, Chris Hlozek, Natalie Peyton, Melody Herron, Elyse Bigler, Blair...
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Die mittelmäßigen film
SCHOOL’S OUT 1999/94m“This class is dying to graduate.”Director: Robert Sigl / Writer: Kal Meyer / Cast: Katharina Wackernagel, Niels Bruno Schmidt, Marlene Meyer-Dunker, Nils Nellessen, Rita Lengyel,...
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Lies! So many lies!
NIGHT OF THE DRIBBLER 1990/88mDirector: Jack Bravman / Writer: Maurice Thevenet / Cast: Fred Travalena, Gregory Calpakis, Flavia Carrozzi, Bill Saddler, Cynthia Mantel, Michael Sullivan, Glenn Scott,...
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Girls school confidential
BLOODMOON 1989/18/101m“The last full moon you’ll ever see.”Director: Alec Mills / Writer: Robert Brennan / Cast: Leon Lissek, Christine Amor, Helen Thomson, Ian Williams, Craige Cronnin, Hazel Howson,...
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Equal opportunity objectification
FRAT HOUSE MASSACRE 2008/116m“Rush week at this college just got a lot more dangerous…”Director/Writer: Alex Pucci / Writer: Draven Gonzalez / Cast: Jon Fleming, Rane Jameson, Niki Notarile, Chris...
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To Sir With Love. And Murder.
TEACHER’S PET 2000/18/89mA.k.a. Devil in the Flesh 2“She’s not your average student.”Director: Marcus Spiegel / Writer: Richard Brandes / Cast: Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, Jsu Garcia, Katherine Kendall,...
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Murder, She Wrote: The Prep School Years
DEADLY LESSONS 1983/94m“Kiss the girls and make them sigh. Hunt them down and watch them die.”Director: William Wiard / Writer: Jennifer A. Miller / Cast: Donna Reed, Larry Wilcox, Diane Franklin,...
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Killer Cop Out
SCREAM QUEENS 2015/585m“Pretty evil.”Cast: Emma Roberts, Skyler Samuels, Lea Michele, Jamie Lee Curtis, Abigail Breslin, Billie Lourd, Glen Powell, Keke Palmer, Diego Boneta, Oliver Hudson, Nasim...
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A good day to die
THE GHOST DANCE 1980/93m“When you disturb the dead you must pay the price.”Director/Writer: Peter F. Buffa / Writer: Robert M. Sutton / Cast: Julie Amato, Victor Mohica, Henry Bal, Frank Sotonoma...
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Good girl gone bad
HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II 1987/18/93m“You can’t keep a bad girl down.”A.k.a. The Haunting of Hamilton HighDirector: Bruce Pittman / Writer: Ron Oliver / Cast: Michael Ironside, Wendy Lyon, Justin...
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Films for a slow day…
RUSH WEEK 1989/18/92m“There’s a killer on the campus!”Director: Bob Bralver / Writers: Russell V. Manzatt & Michael W. Leighton / Cast: Pamela Ludwig, Dean Hamilton, Roy Thinnes, Don Grant,...
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VIP’s of Slasherdom: Radish
Being brutally honest, there’s not much going on in Final Exam. Sure, I love it and it made it to the Top 100 ’round here, but as far as seminal 80s slasher films go, it’s probably not going to be...
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Fashion Fatale
SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE 1986/18/86m …or 74m“Who’ll survive the final exam?”Director/Writer: Carol Frank / Cast: Angela O’Neill, Wendy Martel, Pamela Ross, Nicole Rio, John C. Russell, Joe Nassi,...
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Love is pain
PROM NIGHT III: THE LAST KISS 1990/18/96m“Alex thinks he’s died and gone to heaven. He’s half right.”Directors: Ron Oliver & Peter Simpson / Writer: Ron Oliver / Cast: Tim Conlon, Cyndy Preston,...
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Head Girl
NIGHT SCHOOL 1980/18/85m“A is for Apple, B is for Bed, C is for Co-Ed, D is for Dead, F is for failing to keep your head.”A.k.a. Terror EyesDirector: Kenneth Hughes / Writer: Ruth Avergon / Cast:...
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Sexyvil
AMERICAN PSYCHO II: ALL AMERICAN GIRL 2002/18/85m“Angrier. Deadlier. Sexier.”Director: Morgan J. Freeman / Writers: Alex Sanger & Karen Craig / Cast: Mila Kunis, William Shatner, Geraint...
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Morality, Mistruths, and Military School
Day Two: I reviewed Child’s Play 2 some while ago, so it’s a hop, skip, and a jump (unless you’re three-feet-two, Chuck) on to the one that got blamed for a few things, Part 3… CHILD’S PLAY 3...
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Let’s go round again
HAPPY DEATH DAY 2017/15/96mGet up. Live your day. Get killed. Again.”Director: Christopher Landon / Writer: Scott Lobdell / Cast: Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, Ruby Modine, Rachel Matthews, Charles...
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Lyin’ on a prayer
CRY_WOLF 2005/12/87m“BeLIEve.”Director/Writer: Jeff Wadlow / Writer: Beau Bauman / Cast: Julian Morris, Lindy Booth, Jared Padalecki, Jon Bon Jovi, Kristy Wu, Sandra McCoy, Paul James, Jesse Janzen,...
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La luna de la mierda
BLOODY MOON 1981/18/85m“Don’t panic, it only happens once in a [Bloody Moon]”A.k.a. Die Sage Des Todes (The Legend of Death)Director: Jesus Franco / Writer: Rayo Casablanca / Cast: Olivia Pascal,...
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